Yeah yeah, it's my birthday, which means it's time for my annual pity party. Tears, sadness, brought on with the lack of sunshine, and the general inability to live up to the birthdays of my childhood, well, that's my pity party. Don't you want to come to my pity party? Bah. I didn't think so. I'll be back to my better self tomorrow. Until then, it's best to stay far away from me.