What, you may ask, are these strange looking creatures? Jack-a-lopes? The goat man? Snipes? Nope.
They're Portland's newest hippest DIY projects, an artform called Assquatch.
Assquatch you ask? Well, those aren't creatures, actually. Nope.
And they're not really made in Portland. By hipsters. Drats. Then what are they?
They're deer asses, crafted into animals. And I checked on Etsy.com. They're not there. Yet. If you're quick with your assquatching, you can corner the market! Quick! Get to assquatching!