Monday, April 21, 2008

Shush it! We were shushed at the North Portland Candidate's Forum

I could write a really wonderful overview, thoughts, reactions, etc. to yesterday's North Portland Candidate's Forum. Candidates for US Senate, City Commission and Portland Mayor were all in attendance, mere blocks from our house, and for three hours we heard enlightening answers, differing opinions, and I had some real clarification on who I would and wouldn't be voting for in our upcoming election. I could write about all that, but instead, I'm going to tell you about being shushed.

AdRi and I turned our phones off. We don't speak (more than an occasional whisper) when speakers are at the mike. I like to think we're courteous audience members. So we were completely taken off guard when a woman sitting in front of us whipped her head around during the forum to snap at AdRi and tell her to stop rustling her papers because she couldn't hear the speakers. And then she whipped back around, so quickly I was afraid her head would snap. Did I mention she wasn't nice about it? Well, she wasn't. AdRi and I stared at each other with our eyes wide open, and AdRi's mouth agasp. She had been shushed!

At the break, we moved a seat down so the grating abomination of turning a piece of paper would not set the woman's head afire. Her colleague, however, whipped her head around and threw daggers out of her eyes at a few people sitting in the top corner of the auditorium who may have dared to say a few words to each other during the forum. She did this several times, and then cupped her ear to ensure she could hear the words being said from the stage.

A few things: the audio system was good. This was in a university auditorium, with good acoustics. I guess I just didn't know there were professional and appointed shushers in the crowd.

And sure enough, after it was over, the original shusher attempted to engage us in why the papers bothered her and how she was there to listen and if there was really a reason we needed to actually read the agenda and background information about the candidates that was passed out to all attendees. Sigh. This is what I think: Shushers should sit in the front row.

I'm now finding it quite entertaining to shuffle and ruffle all papers and paperwork when around AdRi. And we're both practicing our head whipping around talents. It's not easy.

P.S. People who stood out for me during the forum? Frohnmayer for Senate, Nick Fish and Charles Lewis for City Council, and Sam Adams for Mayor. But I'm not completely decided on any of those yet, just my take from the forum. Now shush it!


Syd said...

Shushers should definitely sit in the front row. Or in front of me. I think I'd find irritating them quite entertaining.

SassyFemme said...

If it was just papers that made her shush I think I would have responded with a one finger salute. Sheesh!

Jack Bog said...

Frohnmayer, Fish and Lewis -- yes.

Good thing you didn't pass gas.

Oregonian37 said...

It's a good thing she wasn't in back with us, she might have had to turn violent or something! I was right next to one of the doors with people coming and going the entire time. The sound system had to be excellent because I didn't miss anything.

I would assume we are talking about some hearing impairment but I can't believe she actually confronted you after to ask about having to rustle your papers. That's just unneccessary.

Now I have an incredible urge to go paper rustlin'!

Recovering Straight Girl said...

I would have laughed. Shushers.

Jennifer said...

Make sure you warm-up before practicing that whip around you could hurt yourself...Trust me that lady had years of practice.

Known Alias: Ingrid Tuesday said...

Yeah, I'm pretty sure there are classes one must take to become a Certified Head-Whipper-Arounder. You wouldn't want to do it the wrong way. Might get whiplash. Could be dangerous.