They'll bite ya and hit ya with a stick. There's so many great things in this story it's hard to choose just one. Though I do like this line: A police dog named Tiko later found the flesh, but surgeons at Rogue Valley Medical Center could not reattach it and had to remove the exposed bone. Don't miss the comments either.
omg. I was wondering where my neighbors were last night...
The real story is in the details. Holy crap.
I absolutely love the final sentence of the story. Understatement of the year.
I'm forwarding this on to B.
Yes, these are the men that run the rides that our kids love so much....YIKES!!!
Wow, my day suddenly feels much, much better!
One of my favorite parts was the line about the guy who was found hiding underneath a semi-trailer. Because of course there would be a guy hiding underneath a semi-trailer. Seriously, it just kept getting better!
Have the seeds arrived yet?
We have to cut them some slack. At least they were off duty.
But that's officially my definition of a bad day: A newly disfigured thumb followed shortly thereafter by a tree branch to the face. I guess it could've been to the nads so he's got that to be thankful for.
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