Where the pumpkins congregate in crowds.
Where some get extra help and heft.
Where they slurp and sip.
Where they go for rides with special care.
And they even have handlers. (Protection from the paparazzi.)
Pumpkins in front of their cribs. Or castles.
And where pumpkins are pampered. That's a Heavenly Bed.
But alas, we're all judged, aren't we? Including the pumpkins.
And then they're dropped from the sky by helicopters.
Wonders never cease to amaze me. And that includes pumpkin growers. If this isn't awesomeness, I don't know what is.
P.S. This was the Great Pumpkin Weigh-Off at Bauman Farms in Gervais, Oregon.