Thursday, April 19, 2012
You may know me as Diego, but I also go by Señor Diego El Perro. You, my friends, may call me Diego. I've completed my first phase of dog training courses, and I know my name, how to sit, lay down, and I'm getting pretty good at stay. Except if someone knocks on the door and then all bets are off: I need to protect mi casa! If you can't tell, I'm bilingual. Si, si se puede. Gracias a dios I'm no longer being dragged by my harness around the neighborhood: I've learned to actually walk on a leash and surprisingly, I like it. Me gusta. Now let me tell you something. Lean in. It's muy importante. I like meat, and I especially like carne asada. If there is meat being prepared in this house, which seems to be hardly ever, I let mis madres know I want it. Jump bark jump bark jump bark repeat. Aye yie yie. Just dame my carne asada and I shall love you forever. Comprende mi amor?
P.S. Note from Lelo: I really hope you just read that in the voice of Antonio Banderas, because that is how Diego speaks.