Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Cats for Jesus

If you teach a cat to fish...
Remember: If you give a cat a fish, it eats for a day. If you teach a cat to fish, it eats for a lifetime. Perhaps that's not such a good proverb to use in this case, since fishing is actually instinctual in cats. But Jesus is not. Your kitties need to know early on that there is a fisher of men and cats alike who can save their souls.

8 comments:

bemused said...

hahahahaha. Leave it to The Onion to put a funny spin on this subject.

The Recovering Straight Girl said...

I was a little worried there just for a second...

mindlessgirl said...

my, how appropriate that i should stumble upon this on ash wednesday...me and the puss are heading out the door fortwith to get us some ashes...praise the lord

Anhoni Patel said...

god spelled backwards does not spell "cat".

Zoe said...

That is a riot. I haven't read the Onion in ages.

Rozanne said...

B was just reading the Onion today, but I guess he missed the Cats for Jesus piece.

I would have expected something like that to jump right out at him.

blog Portland said...

I always thought that cats aligned themselves with the devil.

Blogzie said...

I swear to pete, I think I see an image of the virgin mary on the cat's forehead. See? Look! It's right there.

¡Oh Dios Mio!