Scarecrow decorating contests. Sigh. I suppose I'm a scarecrow purist. Aren't they beautiful in their sparse simplicity? As a home for a landing crow, standing alone in a large field, doing their simple job. I have no words for these scarecrows. So here you go...
I'm bad, I'm bad, you know it, I'm bad. Really, I'm going to stop now.
The Scarecrow Scrooge