I know it sounds like a bad joke. But this little story has been festering in my mind and I just have to share it…On my flight back from Boston, I connected via Newark, New Jersey. That’s a great airport to fly in and out of, by the way. Beautiful views of Manhattan, and even of the Statue of Liberty. I don’t get to New York very often, so to at least see it from that vantage point, makes me feel good.
But I digress…I had the a seat in the very last row of the plane. You know what that means. Directly across from the bathroom. Nice. The last people to board the plane were two men, apparently Orthodox Jews. Black suits with long coats, white shirts, long curls, you get the picture. I have to say, I don’t see them in Portland, so it was a little different. They were not seated together, and to the obvious dismay of one of them, he was seated in the middle seat in the row in front of me, flanked on either side by two women. About an hour into the flight, I noticed he wasn’t in his seat, and hadn’t been for quite a while. I looked back, and he was standing in the little galley area, across from the bathroom. He stood there for most of his flight, except when the seatbelt light came on and the attendant announced everyone had to take their seat. People were looking at him funny, some mumbling about him needing to sit down, etc. I thought he must be frightened to fly and maybe that was his coping mechanism.
About 4 hours into the flight, a woman in line for the bathroom spoke with him, and while I couldn’t hear everything, it did turn out she was offering to change seats with him. He went up front, and she sat down in his seat. He had been upset about his seat because he is not allowed to touch women in any way, even by sitting next to them in an airplane. She was Jewish and familiar with the customs and traditions. I thought it was kind of her to offer to switch with him.
When I got off the plane, I stopped at the counter and was rearranging my bags when the two gentlemen approached an attendant, asking where they should go to get their connecting flight. They were connecting to Moses Lake.
Moses Lake, Washington? Is Moses Lake an attraction to Orthodox Jews? I did some googling and couldn’t find much about Moses Lake, except that it was the site of a horrible student shooting in 1996, and this past weekend they had a festival going on featuring Styx and REO Speedwagon. I don’t think they were going to Moses Lake to get their Mister Roboto on. The name Moses is obviously an important one in religion, so it made me wonder if Moses Lake attracts Orthodox Jews? Or if it was just a very strange coincidence. What do you think?
Lelo doesn't care about curly sideburns people.
Ja'amlo, go have a baby, will you? Am I an aunt again yet or what?!?!?!?
LOL @ "I don't think they were going to Moses Lake to get their Mr. Roboto on."
Was really nice of that lady to offer to switch seats. They should have been able to make some sort of request, what with fundamentalist Xians (accent on the 'mental') shoving their dogma down our throats, accommodating the occasional Orthodox Jew ought to be allowed.
interesting post :)
I don't know, I think they were going to watch REO.
they should have the option, just as vegetarians do, to not have any meat in their food. Except you have to replace meat with women, and food with anywhere near them.
or they should jut play more REO on flights.
As a sideburn enthusiast, I am troubled by the Lelo not caring for "curly sideburns people" comment... though by no means unfaithful to the original PhD of bloggery herself, LELO.
Your sideburn loving audience anxiously awaits your response.
A joke related to your love of shizzle speak, not this post:
Q: Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
A: Fo' Drizzle.
See what Ja'AmLo started...I am not a hater of curly sideburns people. If you follow through the recent posts, I believe it's in reference to his president. They're neighbors,BTW.
Lelo, are you okay with curly haired people? I have curly hair, but no sideburns (thank god...)
Maybe they were just going to visit someone that they knew there, to you know, study the Koran and stuff.
I think they should start crimping their sideburns.
Speaking of crimping, do you still do that Lelo?
Wow. How interesting/mystifying.
But I just have to say--at the risk of being accused of anti-Semitism. Isn't it time to update some of those rules? Not allowed to touch woman? That is so 11th century.
They were undoubtedly heading to Ephrata and it's healing Soap Lake.
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