Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Jon Bon Jovi is on the phone



Ring ring. Ring ring.
Hello, Lukas? Jon here. Jon Bon Jovi. You know me: the guy's song that you BUTCHERED tonight? Lukas? Yeah. You suck. Living On a Prayer? It's a classic. C.L.A.S.S.I.C.
First of all, you don't have my hair to pull that one off.
Second? You need to smile a little more.
Third? The Smiths called and want their mood back.
Fourth? It's a happy song, Lukas. Happy. Hopeful. You massacred it.
Fifth? I can't think of a fifth. But you're no longer near the top of my list of fav's on Rockstar.
Nope.
No more.
Don't sing Living on a Prayer again or I'll hunt you down and force some decent veneers on you.
Later.

12 comments:

Lynne said...

I love seeing those two photos together.
Surprisingly I did not mind what Lukas did to the song...normally i can't stand him. Maybe I was still on a Storm high.

DogMa said...

I forgot to tell ya I dig the fortune cookie. I likes it better than the bowl-o-alphabet soup!

patti_cake said...

Okay NOBODY has Jon Bon Jovi's hair and nobody should be allowed to cover his songs but him. Case closed :)

purpletwinkie said...

Oh. My. Gawd. We have never talked about my love [and nasty dreams] of JBJ. Yes, I just swooned, and that's not pretty.

Kami said...

Thank you. I watched that shit with the man last night. I wanted to bang my head against the wall. I saw Jon just a few months ago, and fell in love with him all over again. Last night, I wanted to kill that boy.

Maggie said...

Thank Gawd! I thought I was the only one. I hated it.

Like the tat title. Very nice.

The Recovering Straight Girl said...

Wow, where can I get a tatoo like that?

I happen to have a small claim to fame, that I once slept under Jon Bon Jovi at The Doral Ocean Beach resort, a hotel on Miami Beach.

He was in the Penthouse, and I was on the 12th floor directly below him.

That's as close to action that I got with him, but exciting just the same.

little sister said...

Wow - is that really gonna be your tat? waaaay cool.

but then, I'm from Indiana.

Mi hija lives in NJ, she probably wants to hunt down Lukas and seriously, um, well, she can can just give you a stare that makes you wish you were dead if she's angry enough!

She probably would make Lukas lose his lousy voice with that stare.

But she would never stare at you like that, Lelo, because she's always nice to smart people.

rodger said...

Yo! Don't be dissin' The Smith's now... I know Lukas sucked but puhlease...don't mess with Morissey and my boys.

Bon Jovi?...another of those that you don't mess with so Lukas blew it on more than one level!

Let's summarize...

Lukas - Bad
Smiths - Great
Bon Jovi - Classic

rodger said...

Oh...BTW...love the tattoo header!

CRISnet said...

I'm a super duper BJ fan and I can't stand Lukas either. He didn't do any justice to that song. Jon & Richie played it many times accustically and it's wwaaayyyyy different than what Lukas did. Sucked. Eeww.
And please don't forget when that girl Dana, who was eliminated like 2 months ago, also butchered It's My Life. That was even more painful.

I don't think Lukas is going to win anyway. My money is on Magni.

P.S. to Supernova: Leave Bon Jovi alone.

Vince said...

Who is Lukas? And why does he have a forehead you could serve a turkey on? And the crosses? Someone is feeling like a virgin.

xgxsh