Tuesday, September 05, 2006
Ring ring. Ring ring.
Hello, Lukas? Jon here. Jon Bon Jovi. You know me: the guy's song that you BUTCHERED tonight? Lukas? Yeah. You suck. Living On a Prayer? It's a classic. C.L.A.S.S.I.C.
First of all, you don't have my hair to pull that one off.
Second? You need to smile a little more.
Third? The Smiths called and want their mood back.
Fourth? It's a happy song, Lukas. Happy. Hopeful. You massacred it.
Fifth? I can't think of a fifth. But you're no longer near the top of my list of fav's on Rockstar.
Don't sing Living on a Prayer again or I'll hunt you down and force some decent veneers on you.
Posted by LeLo at Tuesday, September 05, 2006