Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Portlanders love their bikes...

...but let's hope not quite this much. Back away from the bike, mister, and put it back in yer pants. Thank you.

3 comments:

patti_cake said...

Sweet tiny baby jesus.

Rozanne said...

OK. That is plenty weird, but does he really deserve to be put on the sex offenders list for that? That seems like a really, really extreme knee-jerk reaction to me. I mean, a bike is an inanimate object and he wasn't doing it in public. I don't seem much difference between what he was doing and these guys you hear tell of who have blow-up dolls. A bit creepy, but it doesn't make them criminals.

reasonably prudent poet said...

so they put him on the sex offender list so the parents of other innocent bikes can know whether he's moved into the neighborhood. seems reasonable.