Wednesday, November 28, 2007

What donkeys and penis enlargement spam and the bible have in common

I've discovered where all of that fascinating writing for penis enlargement e mails in your spam folders stems from. Haven't you seen that stuff and just cringed? Like, I hope someone doesn't walk up right now and see me with this horrific stuff on the screen? It's horrific, I know. I'm tempted to repeat some of it right here and now but I don't really need to. You know what I mean.

Today I read the 9 Most Badass Bible Verses. I know it's just like me to be catching up on my bible reading. Makes me want to get out my Jesus jammies (with footies!) and curl up with the big book. But there's that part there, Ezekiel 23:19-20:
Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lvoers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
Don't tell me that doesn't sound like one of those naughty mc-nasties in your spam folders.

Penis enlargement spam? Blame it on the bible.

5 comments:

Recovering Straight Girl said...

Oh, that is bad, bad, bad.

Matt Davis said...

...and hilarious, hilarious, hilarious.

Rozanne said...

Wow.

Melissa Lion said...

I think you've trained me for food writing on this blog because I read Egypt as eggplant and then I thought, huh eggplant, now that would be big.

purpletwinkie said...

"...whose genitals were like those of donkeys..."

I know him. Why yes, yes I do.


I know...just like me to class up this place ;)