Today I read the 9 Most Badass Bible Verses. I know it's just like me to be catching up on my bible reading. Makes me want to get out my Jesus jammies (with footies!) and curl up with the big book. But there's that part there, Ezekiel 23:19-20:
Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lvoers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.Don't tell me that doesn't sound like one of those naughty mc-nasties in your spam folders.
Penis enlargement spam? Blame it on the bible.
Oh, that is bad, bad, bad.
...and hilarious, hilarious, hilarious.
I think you've trained me for food writing on this blog because I read Egypt as eggplant and then I thought, huh eggplant, now that would be big.
"...whose genitals were like those of donkeys..."
I know him. Why yes, yes I do.
I know...just like me to class up this place ;)
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