Wednesday, May 21, 2008

The Marital Rating Scorecard: I can only aspire

I can only hope to aspire to many of these. Sigh. Maybe I would at least score high for #10?

I dare you to fill this out for your Significant Other. Let me know how that goes, okay?
Hat tip to Pagent: make sure to let us know how this goes over with The Wife!

10 comments:

In medias res said...

When I first saw this list a while back (on Feministe, maybe?), I just KNEW there would be something about sewing. I neither sew nor darn; if it can't be handled with staples or tape, it's off to the tailor. Call me demerited! Then again, I never wear red nail polish, so maybe it balances out. :-|

Syd said...

Oh, I'm SO doing it.

Been nice knowin' ya.

Anonymous said...

Well this certainly explains the women's rights movement!
--g

Fleur de Lisa said...

I swear I'll never do #11 but I have been known to wear red toenail polish.

Sarah Bott said...

Oh my god that is so hilarious! Where did you get that? I'm doomed.

purpletwinkie said...

God, I'd make a damn good wife if not for, you know, the penis thing.

Rozanne said...

OMG!!!! I love how the merits and demerits don't even correspond to each other in any way.

I do like the word "demerit" though. I haven't heard it used since I was in, like, 1st grade and used to show up at school with curlers in my hair and "much face cream."

Known Alias: Ingrid Tuesday said...

Buahahahaha!
I love it.

Recovering Straight Girl said...

Hey I get a point for #10--I'm VERY gay!

Elizabeth said...

Is this only part of the questionaire? I am wondering: am I the only one to notice that it's impossible to score more than 25? Unless I'm not getting it, which would certainly be another merit to being a good wife: cluelessness. But I want to know how good a wife I am!