Wednesday, December 07, 2005

5 degrees should be illegal


People, the cold here in Chicago should be illegal. The weather man should be cited, and Old Man Winter should be thrown in the clanker. My knees hurt and felt like they were going to stop functioning. My skin is so dry I look like I've aged 10 years. The air is heavy and makes me want to cough. This is wrong people. Earlier it was more like 1 degree out. How do people live in this??!?!?!??! Portland, I'll be home soon......

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

And Portland misses u! Do you have snot icicles too?

blog Portland said...

5 degrees? Can I get a fuck that!?

Rozanne said...

So is your respect for me through the roof now, knowing that I endured Chicago winters for all but the last five years of my life?

Portland is going to feel like Palm Beach when you get back.

LeLo in NoPo said...

Anonymous: I'm not a pig. That's what scarves wrapped around your face are for.

Blog Porltand: I'm with you on that.

Rozanne: Good try. It just explains you and justifies your freakishness. :)

Superinkygirl said...

Brrrrrr!!

MerchMikey said...

Yeah I know. right?
It was/is 1 degree here in F**kin' VT